You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment
I’ve apparently been a college kid since 9th grade, then
My mind just splattered all over the room.
the fam bam
An expertly done three point turn
Weren’t expecting that house
#our house #in the middle of the street
Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
And that is what forgiveness sounds, screaming and then silence
when everyone u know is invited to something except for u